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Deadspin Signs Historic Deal To Promote Floyd Mayweather Vs. Conor McGregor Bout

Deadspin says it has signed a record-setting deal to promote a fight between boxing superstar Floyd Mayweather and UFC lightweight champion Conor McGregor.

Lance Armstrong Denies That Lance Armstrong Is Dead

Is Lance Armstrong dead? According to fox-news24.com, he is. According to Lance Armstrong, he is not.

Marcus Morris Denies That He Is Impersonating His Twin Brother On The Wizards

Is Wizards forward Markieff Morris only playing through an ankle injury because his brother Marcus is impersonating him? Let’s see what Marcus thinks.

What Does Quin Snyder Look Like?

There isn’t much to say about the Utah Jazz, who have an incredibly tough task against the Warriors in their second-round series, but this is as good an opportunity as any to point out that head coach Quin Snyder looks like the villain from a 1990s comedy starring a former SNL cast member.

James Dolan Called Me An Asshole, Knicks Fan Says; "He Is An Asshole," Dolan Says

Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan and season ticket holder from Astoria, claims that team owner James Dolan got in his face last night outside Madison Square Garden and screamed mean things.

John Elway Writes Letter Endorsing Supreme Court Nominee, For Some Reason

There are a great many topics on which one might seek the wisdom of former Hall-of-Fame quarterback and current Broncos GM John Elway. For instance: how to throw a football real far, or how to avoid paying a shit-ton of money to a bad QB just because he can throw a football real far.

Just Toss That Ham In The Frying Pan

*squeak*

Here Is A Harrowingly In-Depth Analysis Of The New Game Of Thrones Poster

Game Of Thrones, HBO’s hit show about cartography and snowstorms, will be back soonish (probably in July). The release date hasn’t been announced yet, but the first bit of show-related ephemera dropped today, via EW. It’s a poster. There’s a lot of ice.

Choking-Ass Glory Boy Rabbit Blows Huge Lead To Tortoise

Numerous genetic surveys have been done on the rabbit, but until this point in history, the potential existence of a clutch gene has been a scientific mystery. Are rabbits reliable performers in the clutch or are they wilting-ass chokers? Finally, we know for sure: Bunnies are weak as hell under pressure.

I Can’t Stop Playing This Shitty iPhone Football Game

Football season is over, which means that I am forced to fill the gaping void in my life with booze, drugs, utterly worthless draft speculation, whatever has been gathering dust on the DVR, and (oh God) family interaction. OR DO I? You fellow GAMERS like me out there (I play games on my phone, which is the most…