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Matt Hagan Wins Funny Car Final at Las Vegas | 2017 NHRA DRAG RACING

Matt Hagan bests Courtney Force in the Funny Car final at the NHRA Toyota Nationals in Las Vegas

Colts' Andrew Luck not close to returning to practice

CINCINNATI – Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck is not close to returning to practice field because soreness continues to persist in his surgically-repaired throwing shoulder. The soreness, according to a league source, now has the Colts looking for answers. To that end, Luck plans to see multiple

NFL Network's Steve Mariucci correctly predicts Houston Texans QB Deshaun Watson's record-breaking day

Watch as NFL Network’s Steve Mariucci correctly predicts that Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson would break Kurt Warner’s record for most TDs through first seven career games.

Greg Anderson Wins Pro Stock Final at Las Vegas| 2017 NHRA DRAG RACING

Greg Anderson beats Bo Butner
in the Pro Stock final at the NHRA Toyota Nationals in Las Vegas

View from the Moon: Bears are what their 3-5 record says they are – but what is that, exactly?

The Bears are at the midpoint of 2017, but the team’s standing in the league still isn’t quite clear yet.

Ezekiel Elliott carries Cowboys past Redskins as legal drama looms

LANDOVER, Md. — The Dallas Cowboys’ season now hangs in the balance. As Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal of his six-game suspension heads to a federal courtroom in New York on Monday afternoon, he gave a stark reminder Sunday of how vital he is to the Cowboys’ success. Of Dallas’ 63 plays against

Oladipo hits game-winner as Pacers beat Spurs 97-94

the Pacers a rare 97-94 victory over the San Antonio Spurs on Sunday.

Wilson overcomes Watson in epic QB duel

Russell Wilson and Deshaun Watson traded incredible plays all day in the Seahawks’ wild 41-38 win over the Texans in Seattle.

Kyle Busch wins in thrilling wreck-filled finish | 2017 MARTINSVILLE

NASCAR Cup Series Highlights: Kyle Busch moves Denny Hamlin out of the way to take the win as the field wrecks coming to the checkered flag.

Twi-lights: Giannis continues to make history

Giannis Antetokounmpo continues to impress and prove he’s the early-season candidate for MVP

Denny Hamlin and Chase Elliott have heated argument after the race | 2017 MARTINSVILLE

NASCAR Cup Series Highlights: Chase Elliott confronts Denny Hamlin after the pair tangled going for the lead with 3 laps to go.

Joey Logano wrecks after contact from Kyle Busch | 2017 MARTINSVILLE

NASCAR Cup Series Highlights: After making heavy contact with Kyle Busch, Joey Logano suffers a flat tire and spins into the wall.

Antetokounmpo, Middleton lead Bucks past Atlanta

Antetokounmpo scored 33 points, Middleton had 27 and the Bucks cruised to a 117-106 victory over the Hawks on Sunday.

Wizards' Felix, Morris suspended 1 game for leaving bench

NEW YORK (AP) The NBA has suspended Washington Wizards guard Carrick Felix and forward Markieff Morris one game apiece for leaving the bench area during a fight.

Wake WR Greg Dortch out for season with abdominal injury

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (AP) Wake Forest receiver Greg Dortch will miss the rest of the season with an abdominal injury.

No. 9 Miami still winning, and still winning ugly

CORAL GABLES, Fla. (AP) Miami has the country’s longest winning streak and is one of five unbeaten teams in major college football. It is on the verge of its first trip to the Atlantic Coast Conference championship game.

Cavaliers' Rose returns after missing 4 games

CLEVELAND (AP) Cavaliers point guard Derrick Rose will play against the New York Knicks on Sunday after missing four games because of a sprained left ankle.

Florida Gators oust Jim McElwain as head coach

The Florida Gators are parting ways with coach Jim McElwain a day after a third consecutive loss.

Armour shoots 68, earns 1st career win at Sanderson Farms

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) Ryan Armour shot a 4-under 68 to earn an impressive first career win at the Sanderson Farms Championship.

Blues, Kings square off in early West showdown (Oct 30, 2017)

ST. LOUIS — Monday night’s matchup between the Los Angeles Kings and St. Louis Blues will be an early-season showdown between two of the hottest teams in the NHL.

Most Texans kneel during anthem after owner's comments

SEATTLE (AP) All but 10 members of the Houston Texans took a knee during the national anthem Sunday, as the vast majority of the team protested the owner’s ”inmates running the prison” comment.

Top-seeded Timbers visit Houston for West semifinals (Oct 30, 2017)

The Portland Timbers completed the first leg of their journey to the MLS championship by earning the top seed in the Western Conference.

Lewis D'Antoni, father of Rockets coach, dies at 103

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) The father of Houston Rockets coach Mike D’Antoni has died. Lewis D’Antoni was 103.

Panthers send struggling Buccaneers to fourth straight loss

The Carolina Panthers snapped a two-game losing streak with a 17-3 victory over the struggling Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Sunday.

Brees leads Saints past Bears, 20-12, for 5th straight win (Oct 29, 2017)

NEW ORLEANS (AP) Drew Brees completed 23 of 28 passes for 299 yards against a Bears defense that ranked sixth against the pass, and the New Orleans Saints beat Chicago 20-12 Sunday for their fifth straight win.

Dunlap's interception rallies Bengals over Colts 24-23 (Oct 29, 2017)

CINCINNATI (AP) Lineman Carlos Dunlap batted Jacoby Brissett’s pass into the air, grabbed the ball and ran 16 yards to the end zone for a game-turning touchdown Sunday, rallying the Cincinnati Bengals to a 24-23 victory over the Indianapolis Colts.

Patriots capitalize on Chargers' mistakes in 21-13 win (Oct 29, 2017)

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) Tom Brady passed for 333 yards and a touchdown, Stephen Gostkowski added four field goals and the New England Patriots held on to beat the Los Angeles Chargers 21-13 on Sunday.

No. 6 Clemson's big weekend gets it back in title chase

CLEMSON, S.C. (AP) One big weekend trumped two weeks of worry for No. 6 Clemson and got the Tigers back in the national championship pictures.

Browns' Jackson confident of owners' support after 0-8 start

LONDON (AP) Coach Hue Jackson believes he has the backing of the Cleveland Browns’ ownership after the team lost its first eight games for the second consecutive year.

AP source: Florida parting ways with McElwain after blowout

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) A person familiar with the situation tells The Associated Press that Florida is parting ways with coach Jim McElwain a day after a third consecutive loss and nearly a week after he said players and families had received death threats.