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Look At The Big Stupid President's Big Stupid Golf Club

Donald Trump, a wide-set dingus, spent the weekend entertaining Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe. The pair played some golf at Swamp Versailles, and Trump was spotted swinging around a big, stupid, gold driver.

Jordan Spieth Has Had It With Professional Autograph Seekers

Jordan Spieth is getting ready to play in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am this weekend, and after a practice round yesterday he got into it with some professional autograph hounds who took issue with Spieth’s refusal to sign their shit.

Here Are Some People Hitting Golf Balls At A Ruined Pontiac Silverdome

The Pontiac Silverdome used to be the home of the Bad Boys, Barry Sanders, and Wrestlemania. Now it hosts ruin and some illegal Volkswagens. Here’s a video of some people who went there to hit golf balls, because reality television.

"Steele Fucks My Mom!"

Brendan Steele is currently battling for the lead at this weekend’s Phoenix Open‎, and the Stadium Course at TPC Scottsdale is full of its usual cast of drunken characters.

Tiger Woods Is Fucked Up Again, Withdraws From Tournament

Well, that didn’t last too long. It’s been two months since Tiger Woods returned to golf after a series of surgeries kept him away from the game for over a year, and now the 41-year-old’s body is acting up again.

Idiot On The Golf Course Takes Off Shoes, Jumps In Water To Avoid Security

This weekend’s tournament at Torrey Pines brought us a lovely variation of Idiot On The Field—an Idiot On The Golf Course. And one who cares more about his shoes than he cares about himself, at that, as he took care to remove them and set them aside for safekeeping before jumping in a water hazard to evade security.

Bernhard Langer Statement Makes Trump's Voter Fraud Story Even More Absurd

German pro golfer Bernhard Langer, who was tainted with the stench of Donald Trump yesterday after the president reportedly used him in a mangled anecdote to prove why the government should investigate illegal voting, has now issued a statement saying he doesn’t want any part of this.

Report: Trump's Example Of Voter Fraud Was A Bullshit Story About A German Pro Golfer Who Couldn't Vote For Him

Donald Trump has kicked off his time in the White House by watching cable news, pushing for a litany of ghoulish new policies, and lying profusely. One of his claims is that three to five million people voted illegally against him in the election in order to ensure that he lost the popular vote. Leaving aside the…

China Is Cracking Down On The Technically Illegal Golf Course Boom

The Chinese government has closed 111 golf courses and has told 88 million Communist Party members to stay away from the links, according to the Associated Press, in its latest attempt to crack down on golf.

That Time Bill Goldberg Tossed A Caddy Into A Water Hazard For Messing With Him

Bill Goldberg is not someone you want to put in a position to own you. The former NFL practice squad guy and WWE/WCW champion just recently came out of retirement, but back in 2002, he was near the peak of his powers. This yellow-shirted buffoon should have known that Goldberg was liable to follow through once he…

Still The Best

Love ya, Beef.

This Ends Pretty Much How You Think It Will

We are all this guy. Except me, because I’m not dumb enough to go golfing atop a frozen pond, and I’m not self-loathing enough to enjoy golf in the first place.