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Kevin Durant Tells Jazz Mascot "Get The Fuck Off The Court"; Mascot Complies

Kevin Durant has had it tonight with the Jazz mascot, angrily telling it off and earning a flagrant foul for shoving Gobert late in the game. Durant also had words with a man in a bear costume, depicted above.

Florida Gators Mascot Sacrifices Big Dumb Head To Protect Kid From Foul Ball

Albert, the Florida Gators’ mascot, gave up his life for a kid’s when a foul ball came his way in Tuesday’s baseball game against North Florida.

Easter Bunny Absolutely Wrecks Teddy Roosevelt

Teddy Roosevelt thought he had a clear path to glory after the other presidents were knocked out early. He was wrong.

Noah Syndergaard Jacks Philly Phanatic's ATV For Pregame Joyride

Feel that warm breeze my friends, summer’s almost here. Time to hope on those ATVs.

Phoenix Suns' Gorilla Mascot Dives Onto The Court, Recovers Item, Scampers Off

At first glance, it looked like the Phoenix Suns’ gorilla mascot had gone rogue when he slid headfirst into the paint during the fourth quarter of the Suns game against the Washington Wizards.

Sage Northcutt Takes Dark Turn, Beats Ass Of Houston Rockets Mascot

We’ve finally found something that can turn Sage Northcutt, once an innocent apple-ripping MMA-fighting puppy dog, into a ruthless assassin: Mascots.

Oh, God, The King Cake Baby Is Out In The Wild Again Today

New Orleans’s favorite nightmare demon infant is out roaming the streets once again—that’s right, the King Cake Baby is at the city’s annual King Cake Fest today.

Horse Initiates Impromptu Protest Against Cultural Appropriation

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