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Ratfuck Scores Hat Trick

Brad Marchand, Bruins forward and the definition of the word “pest,” is now tied with Sidney Crosby for second in the NHL in points (74) and first in goals (35).

Payton: Patriots CB Butler schedules visit with Saints (Yahoo Sports)

Patriots restricted free agent cornerback Malcolm Butler has scheduled a visit with the Saints at the team’s headquarters on Thursday. New Orleans coach Sean Payton confirmed the visit Tuesday, telling The Associated Press he holds Butler in high regard and is eager to meet with him. If the Saints sign the 27-year-old Butler to an offer, New England has the option to match it.

Football Prospect Announces College Decision With Glorious, Special Effects-Heavy Video

Tahj Rice, a four-star defensive lineman prospect from Kentucky, has refused the traditional hat-donning ceremony when announcing which college he’ll be taking his talents in the fall, and instead has made his decision known in much more imaginative fashion.

Smash Bros. Players Are Desperate To Solve The 11-Year Mystery Of Ness' Super Yo-yo Glitch

The “super yo-yo glitch” is one of the great mysteries of the competitive Super Smash Bros. Melee community, and now, 11 years after its existence was first rumored, someone has put up a bounty for the person who finally proves it is real.

Kirk Cousins clarifies the report that he demanded a trade from the Redskins

The QB sets the record straight.

Kirk Cousins says he did not demand trade from Redskins

Kirk Cousins says he contacted owner Dan Snyder to understand direction of the team, not to demand a trade

Green Bay Packers: 5 Big-Name Free Agents Team Could Still Sign

We’re through the first wave of 2017 NFL free agency, but there’s still plenty of talent to be had if the Green Bay Packers are looking to spend.Through the first week, it’s been a lackluster showing for the Green Bay Packers. The first wave of 2017 NFL free agency is in the books, …

2017 NFL Free Agency Rumors Tracker: Dont'a Hightower Braves the Snow

Tracking all of the 2017 NFL free agency rumors on Tuesday, March 14 as teams and players continue to move.After another day in 2017 NFL free agency,there was frankly very little that changed on the open market. Yes, there were a few signings and a few rumblings throughout Monday as the first offi…

Ricky Rubio Is Rolling

It’s hard to believe that Ricky Rubio is still just 26 years old. Maybe that’s because, by virtue of the fact that he and Nikola Pekovic are the only two players on the Timberwolves’ roster that were there in 2011, he qualifies as something of a grizzled veteran on this team. Insomuch as NBA teams have talismans, he’s…

Jalopnik This Insane Price Quote Is Why You Always Look For Hidden Dealer Fees | Cosplay The Nier: A

Jalopnik This Insane Price Quote Is Why You Always Look For Hidden Dealer Fees | Cosplay The Nier: Automata Cosplay Keeps Coming | io9 Another Classic Character Will Return for Blade Runner 2049 | Lifehacker What I’ve Learned From Tinkering With the Raspberry Pi for Five Years |

Five most active teams in NFL free agency so far

Today's Best Deals: Amazon Fire Tablet, Networking Gear, Lightning Cables, and More

Amazon’s Fire tablet, TP-Link networking gear, and power receptacles with USB ports lead off Tuesday’s best deals from around the web.

Gael Monfils Is Half Tennis Genius, Half Slapstick Comedian

INDIAN WELLS, Calif.—Last night Gael Monfils had the whole arena in his palm, and he had his neon soles skidding across the whole arena. I can’t explain how how he does that on hardcourt baked dry in the desert sun—someone study his ankles and whatever they’re made of—but skidding was surely the precise verb, as he…

DeMarcus Ware: The Definition of a Leader and a Teammate

Broncos defensive end Shane Ray on his mentor DeMarcus Ware, the future Hall of Famer who set a standard of class and professionalism on and off the field

Hi, Would You Like To See A Metaphor For The Coyotes' Season?

The 2016-17 Coyotes season highlight DVD will just be this on loop for an hour.

Save $10 On Amazon's Already-Stupid-Cheap Fire Tablet, and Get Some Free Accessories

Amazon’s Fire Tablet doesn’t exactly feature bleeding edge technology, but hey, it’s a perfectly good portable TV screen and web browser for like $50. Today, you can get the upgraded 16GB version (which retails for $70), a case, and a screen protector all for $60 with promo code FIREBUNDLE. Yes, that’s $10 less than…

No One Was Stopping Johnny Gaudreau Here

At 23 years old and far more deserving of his nickname than the guy it was swiped and adapted from, Calgary Flames winger Johnny Gaudreau is already one of the NHL’s most exciting players, and maybe the one you can least afford to take your eye off of, even when he’s back in his own zone with four defenders between…

The Jets used cupcakes to woo free-agent LB Dont'a Hightower

New York pulled out all the stops.

The Patriots' 11 most dangerous offensive weapons for next season, ranked

Oh man, they’re going to be loaded.

Upgrade Your Router, Buy Your Own Modem, and More In Amazon's One-Day Networking Sale

Whether you’re upgrading to 802.11ac, need a few extra ethernet ports, or just want to stop forking over a modem rental fee to your ISP, today’s Amazon Gold Box is overflowing with TP-Link networking gear.

Davis Webb: Another QB Enters the Round 1 Conversation

One year after Jared Goff went first overall, another Cal QB is the latest QB to catch scouts’ eyes in a muddled group of passers. Plus, the combine’s biggest riser has scouts going back to review UConn film, five things you need to know about the draft this week, and a draft mailbag

Yes, Really, Another Baylor Football Official Has Been Fired

Another member of the new Baylor football staff—the one that was supposed to help college football fans forget the university’s ongoing sexual-assault scandal—has been fired. KWTX reported late tonight that Baylor has fired new associate director of football operations DeMarcko Butler, with an athletics spokesman…

Raiders sign All-Pro kick returner Cordarrelle Patterson

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) The Oakland Raiders have agreed on a contract with All-Pro kick returner and speedy receiver Cordarrelle Patterson.

Rams agree to two-year deal with CB Kayvon Webster

Wade Phillips is bringing in one of his guys.

Player Becomes First Woman To Win International Pokémon Tournament

Last weekend’s big Pokémon tournament in Australia saw many famous players, including two world champions, duking it out for the top title. Zoe Lou, a player with no previous major finishes, stunned and thrilled the community by rising above competition. In doing so, she has become the first woman to win an…

Nikola Jokic Blindly Pulls Off Stylish Assist

The Denver Nuggets’ Nikola Jokic is known for his smooth passes, but did you know he can do it without looking? With the Nuggets up 45-31 in the first half, Jokic corralled a missed three-pointer and then, triple-teamed in the paint, tossed a pass backwards over his head to a streaking Will Barton who finished the…

Ex-Baylor Player Tre'Von Armstead Arrested For Battery, Kicking Out Police Car Window

Ex-Baylor football player Tre’Von Armstead was arrested by Las Vegas police this afternoon and charged with first-degree domestic battery, resisting arrest, and damaging a police vehicle. TMZ first reported the arrest, and an LVPD spokesperson confirmed this evening that officers witnessed Armstead pushing a woman in…

Williams, 3 others sign free agent contracts with Cowboys

FRISCO, Texas (AP) The Dallas Cowboys have signed the four players who agreed to contracts on a busy second day of free agency, including the return of Terrance Williams as the No. 2 receiver behind Dez Bryant.

Colts add Margus Hunt, Brian Schwenke

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) The Indianapolis Colts have signed two more free agents – defensive end Margus Hunt and offensive lineman Brian Schwenke.

DeMarcus Ware, One Of His Era's Most Dominating Edge Rushers, Has Retired

Broncos defensive end DeMarcus Ware is retiring from the NFL after 12 seasons, nine Pro Bowl appearances, and 138.5 sacks. He announced the move this afternoon, citing concerns over his long-term health. Ware played nine seasons for the Cowboys and finished up his career with three more seasons in Denver. He only…