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Sage Northcutt Is Running Wild In Sacramento

It’s a dull, dreary day here in Northern California, as long-awaited rainstorms are replenishing the state’s meager water supplies and keeping citizens indoors sulking. That, however, is not nearly enough to dampen the spirits of the UFC’s premier Ken doll/golden retriever, Sage Northcutt, who is in Sacramento preparing for his fight with Mickey Gall on Saturday. Let’s see how our old friend is doing.

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The Greatest Little Fast Dudes In NFL History

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Norman: Felt 'stabbed in the back' by ex-GM

Norman: Felt ‘stabbed in the back’ by ex-GM

Ravens' Smith tosses helmet in practice tirade

Ravens’ Smith tosses helmet in practice tirade

Today's Best Deals: Anker Bluetooth Earbuds, Networking Gear, Destiny, and More

Your favorite Bluetooth earbuds, TP-Link networking gear, and Logitech peripherals lead off Thursday’s best deals.

Italian Rugby Player Flattens Female Ref, Gets Three-Year Ban

This took place in a Serie A match in Italy yesterday:

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TP-Link Sale: Score A Popular Router For $69, a Range Extender For $19, and More

If you still haven’t upgraded your home network to 802.11ac, or if you just want to fill in a few dead zones in the corners of your home, Amazons running a huge sale today on routers, range extenders and more from TP-Link.

Jeurys Familia Will Not Face Criminal Charges In Domestic Violence Case

Prosecutors in Fort Lee, New Jersey dropped assault charges against New York Mets closer Jeurys Familia today. He appeared in court alongside his wife, who had previously requested that the case be dismissed.

Terrelle Pryor On Adam Jones Calling Him Garbage: “It Was An Accurate Statement”

Terrelle Pryor is the only good thing about the 0-13 Browns, and he probably deserves better than getting mercilessly shit-talked by an asshole like Adam Jones. Pryor wasn’t around after last Sunday’s game to respond to Jones’s repeated declarations that Pryor is “garbage,” but he finally got around to it while talking to reporters yesterday.

One of Ryan Lochte’s Sperm Jeah-ed Its Way Into an Egg

Imagine a swimming Ryan Lochte repeating the word “jeah” for several hours. Now imagine one hundred million swimming Ryan Lochtes repeating the word “jeah” for several hours. That, my friends, is the best way to describe the view inside his fiancée Kayla Rae Reid’s fallopian tubes in the moments before she became pregnant with Lochte’s child.