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24 Questions I Have About The Accountant
I watched The Accountant on an airplane last week because that’s the kind of movie you watch on an airplane. And even though it effectively bled two hours off the flight, I have many questions:
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I Can’t Stop Playing This Shitty iPhone Football Game
Football season is over, which means that I am forced to fill the gaping void in my life with booze, drugs, utterly worthless draft speculation, whatever has been gathering dust on the DVR, and (oh God) family interaction. OR DO I? You fellow GAMERS like me out there (I play games on my phone, which is the most…
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How Many Squares Of TP Do You Use Per Wipe?
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering movie cameos, barn fights, Duke fuckfaces, and more.
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Twitter Must Die
Is Mystique Horseshit?
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering bad suburbs, the Super Bowl, biscuits, baby socks, and more.
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No One Is Happy For The Patriots
Let’s start with the obvious, which is that (gun to head) the Patriots are the greatest dynasty in NFL history. Bill Belichick is the greatest coach in history. Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback in history, with last night being the definitive instance of him performing football miracles with little more than …
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Proposal: They Should Make Sherlock Into Movies
The fourth season of Sherlock came and went, and it’s altogether possible that there won’t be a fifth one, because Benedict Cumberbatch is a huge fucking movie star now, and Martin Freeman isn’t far behind. These are busy men, and getting them together with creators Steven Moffatt and Mark Gatiss (who pulls double…
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The Darkest Super Bowl
Why Do So Many Goddamn Sportswriters Watch The Bachelor?
If there’s one thing I know about old sportswriters, it’s that they love Bruce Springsteen. HURRRRR WELL DURRRRR ME AND SALLY WE COULDA MADE IT BUT THEN I LOST MY UNION CARD BRRRRGHH.
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What Is The Worst Bodily Fluid To Clean Up?
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering spilled beer, stairs, food names, and more.
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Your Most Disgusting Poop Stories Are Very Disgusting
Crackers, Ranked
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering Shel Silverstein, NHL game delays, soup inflation, and more.
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San Diego Chargers Fans Got Fucked To The Last
Who Lasts Longer: Donald Trump Or Tom Brady?
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering grilled cheese, teleportation, tortillas, bad smells, and more
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Chris Berman Was The Worst
What Is The Best Age To Have Children?
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering double parking, cutting pizza, car seat design, and more.
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The Worst Advice Coaches Can Give
Shelled Vs. Unshelled Peanuts… Who Ya Got?!
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering shaving for old man noises, poop hoses, phone alerts, and more.
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The New Frontier In Stadium Ripoffs
I Bought A Fake Christmas Tree Because I’m Not A Deluded Simpleton
Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re covering the Chargers, Christmas gifts, seasonal porn, and more.
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Holy Shit, We Gotta Talk About The End Of Rogue One
Please note that this post contains ALL OF THE SPOILERS. In fact, I’m so conscientious of spoiling Rogue One that I’m gonna put a shitload of Greek copy between here and the actual beginning of the post.
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