The Future of Feature Writing Is Woof Woof Bark Aww

If you’re a regular reader of feature journalism on the internet, you have encountered what we at Deadspin sometimes refer to as the “Snow Fall” treatment, after the famous New York Times story that launched the phenomenon. This is when a publisher packages a (typically lengthy) feature story with fancy hanging…

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Honestly I Hope Most Of The Young USMNTers Suck Because I Hate Their Names

The young boys on the USMNT U20 team won their age group’s CONCACAF Championship this weekend. Which, for diehard American soccer fans, should be great, being a good omen for the future and all. But fuck that. I never want to root for anyone with one of these nearly universally terrible names.

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Junior Hockey Player Climbs Over Glass To Brawl With Fans During Game, Loses Shirt

In what might be the most Canadian sentence written this year, a New Brunswick Junior Hockey League game Saturday at Lord Beaverbrook Rink between the Southern Sting and Grand Lake Moose featured a brawl in the stands after one of the players hopped over the glass to fight with fans.

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As The Roman Empire Fell, Its People Stopped Talking To One Another

Rome was more than just an empire, an agglomeration of provinces ruled by the emperor and administered through a central bureaucracy and a collection of appointed governors and officials. The Roman world, beyond the political structures that sustained the empire, went much deeper than that: It was an interconnected…

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Look, Baseball!

I know I’m warmer than most on the World Baseball Classic, but I think it can only be a good thing that there’s actual, competitive baseball being played right now, after a long cold winter. (My enthusiasm will wane by May, when I’ll be wishing they could just skip ahead to September already. But let’s enjoy this!)

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Alexis Sánchez Is Almost Certainly Gone, Because Arsenal Are A Joke

It’s no big shock that Arsenal emerged from their marquee matchup against Liverpool as the story of the weekend, albeit not in the way the Gunners would’ve liked. The result of that match and its surrounding context means this could prove a pivotal moment in the future of the club and its best player, Alexis Sánchez.…

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What's Your Favorite Robotic Vacuum? 

Vacuuming is the worst chore, but conveniently, also one of the easiest to pawn off to technology. Robotic vacuums have been around for a long time, but with several companies joining Roomba in the space, it’s time to find out which one sucks the least most. Check out the rules below, then head down to the comments to…

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