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The President's In A Big-Boy Truck Beep Beep

Today started with our pee baby president’s latest piss tantrum in the pages of Time magazine. It ends with him climbing around in a big rig, no doubt a reward for acting like a big boy and keeping his diapy dry.

The Wizards Need Rest More Than Anybody But Might Be Too Dumb To Take It

Here is how long the NBA season is: Long enough for the Washington Wizards to have gone from a bad team with a good starting five and an atrocious bench, to a good team with a great starting five and an atrocious bench, to a dark-horse Finals pick with a great starting five and a good bench, to a struggling team with…

NFL owners mull cut of regular-season overtime to 10 minutes (Yahoo Sports)

NEW YORK (AP) — NFL owners will consider proposals next week to cut regular-season overtime from 15 minutes to 10; eliminate players leaping over the line on kick plays; and expansion of coaches’ challenges and what can be reviewed by officials.

Over 1,000 Kilos Of Cocaine Hidden In Boxes Labeled With Lionel Messi's Face

The above picture depicts some of the hundreds of cases ostensibly filled with tasty squid filets seized by Peruvian authorities yesterday. On the outside of these boxes are labels upon which the image of Barcelona star Lionel Messi, his name, and his brand logo are printed. On the inside are bricks of cocaine.

LA Rams sign Aaron Murray to be their 3rd-string quarterback

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (AP) The Los Angeles Rams have signed quarterback Aaron Murray.

Bears re-sign WR/KR Deonte Thompson to 1-year deal

LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) The Chicago Bears have re-signed receiver and kickoff returner Deonte Thompson to a one-year contract.

NFL owners mull cut of regular-season overtime to 10 minutes

NEW YORK (AP) NFL owners will consider proposals next week to cut regular-season overtime from 15 minutes to 10; eliminate players leaping over the line of scrimmage on kick plays; and expansion of coaches’ challenges and what can be reviewed by officials.

Chargers re-sign Branden Oliver after season-ending injury

LOS ANGELES (AP) The Los Angeles Chargers have re-signed running back Branden Oliver to a one-year deal.

Asdrubal Cabrera Got Ejected While Running To First

Spring training is a long, monotonous motherfucker, and playing meaningless games day after day appears can fry the patience of players and umps alike. During the fourth inning of a game between the Mets and the Nationals this afternoon, Asdrubal Cabera managed to get himself ejected in the middle of legging out a…

Here’s an NHL column that has absolutely nothing to do with Bill Simmons.

Here’s an NHL column that has absolutely nothing to do with Bill Simmons. Definitely not. [The Comeback]

Upgrade Your House With USB Power Receptacles For the Lowest Prices Ever

These days, you probably charge as many things over USB as you do over standard AC outlets, so it only makes sense to add some semi-permanent USB ports to your home.

Appeals Court Overturns Sexual Assault Conviction Of Ex-Baylor DE Sam Ukwuachu

A Texas appeals court has overturned the sexual assault conviction of former Baylor football player Sam Ukwuachu—whose 2015 criminal case began a process that ultimately ended with Baylor admitting it had for years made the lives of students who reported they were raped a living hell. Ukwuachu was found guilty by a…

Sentencing delayed for retired Saints star's killer

NEW ORLEANS (AP) Sentencing for the man who fatally shot former New Orleans Saints star Will Smith has been delayed.

Get Swole With Amazon's New Protein Sample Box Deal

Amazon’s back at it again with another sample box deal. This time around, $8 gets you 10 protein products from BSN and Optimum Nutrition, plus an $8 credit on your next protein purchase from Amazon. If you were going to buy any of these products anyway, then this is a no-brainer.

Hector Figueroa Wants to Make the Democrats Fight Back

There is one reason why building workers in New York City can make a living wage: the Service Employees International Union’s 32BJ local. The union is the size of a small city, it’s vocal, and its president wants a wholesale reimagining of Democratic party politics in the Trump era.

High School Baseball Coach Accused Of Yelling "Ching Chong" At Asian Player

A San Francisco high school baseball coach made a racist remark toward his Asian-American player during a game, according to another player’s father, who spoke to columnists Phil Matier and Andy Ross of the San Francisco Chronicle.

Report: Oklahoma State To Interview… Doug Gottlieb?

According to a report from ESPN, soon-to-be FOX Sports radio personality and serial deleter of bad tweets Doug Gottlieb got the call from Oklahoma State to interview for the school’s men’s basketball head coach opening.

Former NFL running back Trent Richardson denies abuse

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) Former NFL and Alabama running back Trent Richardson is denying charges that he hit his former girlfriend, who is the mother of his four children.

Report: Sean Payton, Johnny Manziel met during Super Bowl week

Jeff Hornacek: We're Going To Keep Doing This Stupid Thing That Makes No Sense

Anything good that is ever created inside Madison Square Garden will eventually be dragged down 34th Street and dumped into the Hudson River, where it will somehow catch on fire. Remember when the Knicks were feisty and it was fun to sit around talking about how great Kristaps Porzingis was? That feels like 100 years…

How NFL replay reviews are changing: R.I.P. 'hood,' hello tablet

How NFL replay reviews are changing: R.I.P. ‘hood,’ hello tablet

Competitive Overwatch's Inconsistent Rules Are Screwing Over Players

In any competitive game or sport, the rules can change, and competitors have to adjust their strategies. But usually, rules change between seasons – not in the middle of one.

Former NFL running back Trent Richardson denies abuse (Yahoo Sports)

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — Former NFL and Alabama running back Trent Richardson is denying charges that he hit his former girlfriend, who is the mother of his four children.

Column: Brady's stolen jersey saga proves grime doesn't pay

A friend once explained the sports writing business this way: ”We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us.”

Roger Goodell is fine with Donald Trump talking about Colin Kaepernick

Roger Goodell said the league is “respectful to those comments.”

Celebrate National Puppy Day with this round-up of athletes and dogs

Dogs and the athletes who love them.

Michael Strahan on life and football: 'You've never lived unless you've hit Tom Brady'

It’s a joyous, life-affirming experience.

Colin Kapernick Should Not Remain A Free Agent Much Longer

Colin Kapernick’s political position should not be the reason he remains a free agent when he’s shownthe talent to earn a job in the NFL.Colin Kapernick has been a catalyst for a large amount of political talk in sports through his efforts to draw attention to the struggles of disenfranc…

White Sox Manager Rick Renteria Makes Queso Fundido

The Chicago White Sox will be relying on new manager Rick Renteria to develop their promising young players this year. Whether he can do anything like he did during his 2014 stint as manager of the Chicago Cubs, when he helped turn first baseman Anthony Rizzo and starting pitcher Jake Arrieta into stars, remains to be…

Maple Leafs Kill Five-Minute Penalty For Seven Minutes Because Of An Obscure Rule

Maple Leafs defenseman Roman Polak received a five-minute major and game misconduct for boarding in Wednesday’s game against the Blue Jackets. Since Polak was ejected, Toronto would usually have another player serve the penalty in his stead. Head coach Mike Babcock decided to gamble, but it didn’t work out for him.