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Cornell Would Like To Share Some Extremely Unbiased Information About Evil Unions

Today, thousands of graduate students at Cornell University will vote on whether or not to form a union. Fortunately, the school’s deans are on hand to answer all your questions in a distinctly neutral tone of voice.

The Mets Are Trying The Same Thing And Hoping For Better Results

This is part of an occasional series comprising MLB season previews.

Las Vegas just the latest move for vagabond Raiders

The Raiders have been on the move quite a bit in their nearly six decades as a pro football franchise.

Add a Year to Your PlayStation Plus Membership For 20% Off

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a decent PlayStation Plus deal, so if your membership is due to expire soon (or not), grab another year for $48 today, which is as low as it’s gotten on Amazon since Sony jacked up the price by $10.

Wait, Let's Clown These Scrub-Ass Doofuses Some More

Seventeen days. That’s how much stamina flinty-eyed deal master Donald Trump, sober policy knower Paul Ryan, and all the Republican Party had for a health care overhaul they’d been promising for seven years, before the work of negotiating amongst themselves overwhelmed them and they retired to their fainting couches.…

These Prime-Only Kindle Discounts Are Better Than Black Friday

If you’ve got Prime and enjoy reading, Amazon’s offering some of the best Kindle discounts we’ve ever seen right now, with $30 off the entry level models, and $50 off the rarely discounted Voyage.

The Power Struggle At Georgetown Goes Back To A Petty, 50-Year-Old D.C. High School Hoops Feud

The Georgetown coaching situation—already plenty interesting with the school having canned John Thompson III last week—got a lot more interesting over the weekend, when Gene Wang of the Washington Post reported that the leading candidates were Harvard’s Tommy Amaker, Shaka Smart of the University of Texas, and Notre…

Does This Look Like The Reincarnation Of Lou Gehrig To You?

You’ve spoken to a toddler, or at least know enough about children to imagine what speaking to a toddler might be like. You understand that a 2-year-old child, because his brain is still developing and he is just starting to experiment with language, is liable to say some dumb things. A toddler might say to you,…

At What Age Would Barry Bonds Finally Be The Worst Hitter In Baseball?

Do you want to see Barry Bonds sock a few dingers?

The best early-impact free-agent signings in every NFL division

Fearless Goalkeeper Stares Down Four-On-One Attack, Comes Up With Heroic Save

Argentine club Belgrano’s keeper probably should’ve been terrified with four River Plate players bearing down on him with no help in sight, but instead he went all “NAH FUCK THAT” and stood up brave and tall and psyched out the attackers, somehow saving a goal and earning the glory.

NFL owners approve Raiders' move from Oakland to Las Vegas

PHOENIX (AP) NFL owners approve Raiders’ move from Oakland to Las Vegas.

The Raiders' 17 most memorable moments in Oakland

With the Raiders leaving for Las Vegas, let’s remember their time in Oakland.

The Raiders' greedy move to Vegas makes sense now, but will end up a disaster

Goodbye, Oakland.

Oakland Raiders move to Las Vegas approved by owners with 31â1 vote

The Oakland Raiders move to Las Vegas was approved by NFL owners by a 31–1 vote on Monday afternoon.

NFL owners approve Raiders' proposed move to Las Vegas

Sin City is getting an NFL team.

The Raiders Are Moving To Las Vegas And It Stinks

As expected, the NFL owners have voted to allow the Oakland Raiders to move to Las Vegas, and it was overwhelming: Adam Schefter first reported the vote was 31-1 in favor, with the Dolphins’ Stephen Ross the only holdout.

NFL owners approve Raiders' move from Oakland to Las Vegas (Yahoo Sports)

NFL owners approved the Oakland Raiders’ move to Las Vegas at the league meetings on Monday. The vote was a foregone conclusion after the league and Raiders were not satisfied with Oakland’s proposals for a new stadium, and Las Vegas stepped up with $750 million in public money. Bank of America also is giving Raiders owner Mark Davis a $650 million loan, further helping convince the owners to allow the third team relocation in just over a year.

White Sox Catcher Omar Narvaez Is One To Keep An Eye On

The Chicago White Sox’s catching situation has been a bit unsettled this spring. Four different backstops, ranging from non-roster invitee Roberto Peña to non-roster invitee and 12-year major-league veteran Geovany Soto, have between 20 and 30 at-bats for the South Siders—and that’s not even counting top prospect Zack…

Frances Tiafoe Gave Roger Federer A Scare, And America Some Hope

American tennis fans should take heart: their 19-year-old prodigy Frances Tiafoe caused the GOAT some woe, at least for a little while. Tiafoe, who is creeping closer to a breakout victory over a top player, took Roger Federer to a first-set tiebreak in their second-round match at the Miami Open before falling 7-6(2),…

Tom Brady played Augusta National with Jordan Spieth

Brady seems to be enjoying his offseason.

LeBron, Thank You

Laundry Is The Worst Thing In The World

Years ago, a friend told me that sweeping is the worst possible chore. My God, she was wrong. I took a screencap of her being wrong and would show it to other people, and they would gaze at it and say, “My word, look at that person being wrong.” That’s how wrong it was. Everyone agrees laundry is objectively the worst…

What's Your Favorite Everyday Backpack?

Plenty of people, myself included, prefer the versatility and ergonomics of backpacks to single-shoulder messenger bags when it comes to lugging laptops and other gear from A to B, so this week, we’re looking to find the best. Check out the rules below, cinch up your straps, and head down to the comments to nominate…

Logan Couture Ate A Puck And Lost A Tooth

Sharks center Logan Couture could miss some time after taking a deflected puck to the mouth in Saturday’s 7-2 loss to the Predators.

Seahawks' Boykin in vehicle that hit 7 on Dallas sidewalk

DALLAS (AP) Seattle Seahawks backup quarterback Trevone Boykin has been arrested in Dallas after police say he was in a vehicle that hit seven people on a sidewalk near a bar.

Undisputed reacts to Browns veteran Joe Thomas' assessment of Colin Kaepernick

Browns star Joe Thomas says NFL teams will accept no “distractions” from a backup quarterback.

It's Getting Worse For The Clippers

When we last checked in on the Los Angeles Clippers, they had just dropped a game to the Denver Nuggets and were settling into their usual pre-playoff slump. They followed that loss with three straight wins, albeit against a Big Three-less Cleveland Cavs, the tanking Los Angeles Lakers, and the dysfunctional New York…

Seahawks' Boykin in vehicle that hit 7 on Dallas sidewalk (Yahoo Sports)

Seattle Seahawks backup quarterback Trevone Boykin has been arrested in Dallas after police say he was in a vehicle that hit seven people on a sidewalk near a bar. Jail records show Boykin, a former TCU quarterback, was booked early Monday on misdemeanor charges of public intoxication and possession of marijuana. Dallas police say a vehicle backed onto a sidewalk and struck seven pedestrians, plus the bar, slightly injuring a bartender.

The Christian Pulisic Era Has Officially Begun

If there was a single aspect of the USMNT’s exhilarating, thoroughly commanding 6-0 crushing of Honduras in last Friday’s critical World Cup qualifier that was less than perfect, it was at least one outside the purview of everyone involved.