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Philadelphia 76ers Trade For Yet Another Center

Ask for the dang trades and ye shall receive.

Report: Lou Williams Traded To The Houston Rockets

Attention: The stove is hot and the Lakers braintrust is ready to cook.

The Trade Deadline, In One Act

Setting: The clown-ass internet.

How Did The Yankees Get Chris Carter On The Cheap?

One of the odder offseason odysseys has come to a close, with slugging 1B/DH Chris Carter signing with the Yankees for one year and $3.5 million. That seems like chump change for a guy who hit 41 homers for the Brewers last year, co-leading the NL, but for a while there it felt like no one wanted to sign Carter: His …

Mark Trumbo's Discount Dingers Belong In Baltimore

The Orioles and RF/DH Mark Trumbo have agreed to a three-year deal for $37.5 million, and the most interesting thing about the agreement is that it’s for less than Baltimore offered him at the beginning of the offseason. It’s been a weird winter for power hitters.

Jose Bautista And The Blue Jays Needed Each Other More Than They Were Willing To Admit

In the end, both sides miscalculated. Jose Bautista misread the market for power hitters, and had to settle for what Toronto was offering. The Blue Jays mishandled the slugging outfielder they really wanted, and had to settle for the 36-year-old Bautista. It’s not romantic, but it’s a marriage nonetheless: Bautista…