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Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin; we appreciate it more than you could know. (It’s been a long year.) Next year will be great; let’s end this one properly.

Robert Mathis announces his retirement

Indianapolis Colts’ pass rusher Robert Mathis announces his retirement following 14 season.Indianapolis Colts’ pass rusher Robert Mathis announced that he will retire following the team’s final home game. Indianapolis host Jacksonville on New Years Day. Sunday will be Mathis’ 1…

Washington Redskins Injuries: 3 Declared Out For Sunday Afternoon

The Washington Redskins are going to be without at least three players in Week 17 against the New York Giants. However, only the absence of two will have a major impact.The Washington Redskins have been dealing with some key injuries over the past few weeks, and Week 17 will be no different. In th…

Adrian Peterson to miss Minnesota Vikings' finale vs. Chicago Bears

Knee and groin injuries have gotten the best of the great running back

Forte out for Jets vs. Bills in season finale

FLORHAM PARK, N.J. (AP) Matt Forte’s first season with the New York Jets is officially over.

Bills CB Gilmore to miss season finale due to concussion

ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. (AP) Buffalo Bills cornerback Stephon Gilmore has been ruled out for Sunday’s season finale against the New York Jets due to a concussion.

The 2016 Deadspin Bear Of The Year

Deadspin is pleased to announce our 2016 Bear of the Year. After a great deal of consideration and deliberation, we arrived at a clear choice: Bear Who Was Covered In Shit And Pissed.

Amazon's Dropping a Deuce: Two Different Deals on Toilet Stools

I don’t know how else to say it, but we’re all pooping incorrectly. Originally popularized by Squatty Potty, a toilet stool can lift your legs into ideal bowel movement positioning, and you can get one from easyGopro for $19 today, or a few bucks less than the Squatty Potty.

The Year In Video Game Sex, 2016

2016 was a big year for nerdy perverts. Overwatch alone probably started an entire sex industry, VR porn became the face of virtual reality, and more games tackled raunchy subjects.

Jets should acquire Tyrod Taylor if released

There have been rumors about the Buffalo Bills cutting Tyrod Taylorheading into the offseason. If this happens, the New York Jets should acquire him in the grand scheme of things.There has been some speculation about the Buffalo Bills cutting their mobile starting quarterback, Tyrod Taylor. He has…

Aldon Smith won't be reinstated by NFL in 2016

The NFL has decided to not reinstate suspended pass rusher of the Oakland Raiders Aldon Smith before the Raiders’ AFC Playoff game.While it would have been a major get for the AFC playoff-bound Oakland Raiders, the NFL will not reinstate pass rusher Aldon Smith for the rest of the 2016 NFL se…

Report: Aldon Smith won't be reinstated by NFL in 2016

NFL defers decision to reinstate Raiders LB Aldon Smith

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) Suspended Oakland Raiders pass rusher Aldon Smith will not be reinstated by the NFL this season.

Rumors Grow that Jon Gruden, Peyton Manning Could Pique Interest of Colts

With the Indianapolis Colts season coming to a disappointing close, speculation is now swirling of a potential offseason shakeup.Specifically, there is now an increasing number of rumors that team owner Jim Irsay could be interested in bringing a ‘big name’ such as head coach Jon Grude…

Mathis announces Colts' season finale will be final NFL game (Yahoo Sports)

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — When Robert Mathis speaks, the Indianapolis Colts listen. Every time.

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Mathis plans to retire following Colts' season finale (Yahoo Sports)

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Outside linebacker Robert Mathis announced Friday he will retire following the Indianapolis Colts’ season finale against Jacksonville on Sunday.

Jaguars WR Hurns unlikely to play in season finale at Colts

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) Jacksonville Jaguars receiver Allen Hurns likely will miss a fifth consecutive game Sunday at Indianapolis.

Soccer Fan Takes Ball Square In The Face

A spectator at yesterday’s Porto-Feirense Portuguese league cup match learned the hard way to never look away from the match, even for a moment.

Seattle's Michael Bennett reaches 3-year contract extension (Yahoo Sports)

Michael Bennett and the Seattle Seahawks reached agreement on a three-year contract extension on Friday that will keep the defensive end under contract through the 2020 season. Bennett’s agent Doug Hendrickson told The Associated Press that discussions about the extension started six months ago and finally reached their conclusion just before the end of the regular season. Bennett’s deal begins with the 2018 season and is worth up to $31.5 million, including $16 million in the first year of the new deal.

End of an era: Veteran Colts LB Mathis retiring

Seahawks reportedly agree to three-year contract extension with Michael Bennett

Seattle is committing a lot of cash to the 31-year-old Pro Bowl DE

Bridgewater expecting 'great success in the future' with the Vikings

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Teddy Bridgewater recently commented on how his severe knee injury has actually had a positive effect him in the past few months.Not much has been heard from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Teddy Bridgewater since he went down with a devastating knee injury back in Augu…

KC seeks AFC West title; Chargers face possible SD finale

Chargers put their beaten-down fans through another possible final game in San Diego

IF The Lions Beat The Packers

If The Lions Beat The Packers …IFSunday’s game between Green Bay and Detroit may be the game to watch to close out the season. At least, that’s the hope. Everyone wants to see a battle, and after all, this is the fight for their postseason lives. A lot of teams are making the conservat…

Washington Redskins: Recent Developments In The Team's Trademark Case

The once high-profile Washington Redskins trademark case has, for the time being, taken a back seat to another matter being heard in the United States Supreme Court. What will happen next and when will the Redskins matter get back on track?For those of you waiting for a decision in the Redskins tr…

Seahawks, Bennett agree to 3-year extension

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Washington Redskins: Is There Something to Mack Brown?

Mack Brown has inserted his name into the increasingly cloudy running back situation for the Washington Redskins.First, the Washington Redskins had Alfred Morris. Then Matt Jones was drafted and looked to be the future. Along the way, Chris Thompson threw his name into the mix and became extremely…

Premier League Ref Wants In On The Chinese Soccer Gravy Train

With all of the gargantuan contracts the Chinese Super League has handed out to star(ish) soccer players over the last year or so, it was only a matter of time before those on the sport’s periphery started batting their eyes eastward, hoping to secure some of those seemingly infinite riches for themselves. Enter star referee Mark Clattenburg, who has made it clear that his mind and phone lines are definitely open to any potential Chinese suitors.